chris

chris
1. (Chris) (10827↑, 3969↓)
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

2. (chris) (10098↑, 4229↓)
is a slang for huge cock like incredibly huge.

oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

3. (chris) (7351↑, 3444↓)
The [man of my dreams], a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams\!

4. (Chris) (5536↑, 2317↓)
The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try. He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish. He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.

Chris, you amaze me.

Author: iuydtrfxgcghuoi. http://chris.urbanup.com/3316617
5. (Chris) (4494↑, 1877↓)
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass\!

Author: The Chris Man 75657 http://chris.urbanup.com/3308781
6. (Chris) (2404↑, 1102↓)
[Chris] One who kills the people who add gay ass definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle

"Dude did You see that guys face?" "Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him" "Chris is one evil Guy\!"

7. (Chris) (1902↑, 627↓)
hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.

Holy shit man i wish i was like Chris\!

8. (Chris) (953↑, 360↓)
The most lovely guy I have ever known.. he makes me smile and laugh and is sexier than Johnny Depp... he is amazing and I love him \<3

I love Chris \<3

Author: LindseeChantalGates:] http://chris.urbanup.com/3304298
9. (Chris) (731↑, 237↓)
The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off. Then you wont have a face to smile with. Also quite beautiful.

OMG I meet a Chris last night\!\! You lucky bitch who is he?

Author: SpLitZ for you http://chris.urbanup.com/3593367
10. (Chris) (601↑, 161↓)
A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.

Wow. He is so much fun to hang out with\! He must be a [Chris]\!

Author: Lizzy aka myranda http://chris.urbanup.com/3746791
11. (Chris) (680↑, 250↓)
A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other

Wanna touch Chris? Sure.

12. (Chris) (625↑, 245↓)
That sexy ass kid with brown hair and brown eyes. A Chris has an enormous penis that hot ass babes like to suck on. If you know a Chris, you're one lucky motherfu**** thats gonna have a kick ass rest of their life.

Emily: Damn, that kid is so Chris\! Sally: I know\! He's just so sexy\!

Author: chrisshonponer http://chris.urbanup.com/3334357
13. (chris) (2173↑, 1793↓)
1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet. 2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users) 3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember. 4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun\! the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.

1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome. 2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again. 3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class? 4. Yo\! Aaron\! Lets play St. Christopher\!

14. (Chris) (477↑, 168↓)
Person who knows everything about everything. Omnipotent being.

Me: I took my car to the shop Chris: I knew that Me: I have a leak in my gas tank Chris: I knew you would Me: I hate you Chris: I know you do

15. (Chris) (464↑, 185↓)
Best name ever reserved only for pimps and direct decedents of god himself

yo dude last night Chris fucked 3 girls at once it was off the hook

Author: big pimp48646489 http://chris.urbanup.com/3612933
16. (Chris) (310↑, 93↓)
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Damn Chris is such a Chris

17. (chris) (340↑, 183↓)
God of the human race. Most respected human walking the face of the earth. Best trumpet player there is.

He's just like a Chris\! He's hot and sexy too\!

18. (Chris) (241↑, 106↓)
A crazy ass guy that went to your highschool.

Chris was the craziest kid I remember, like that one time he got a referral for splashing in a puddle. Or the other time he got suspended for dipping a tampon in red soda\!

19. (Chris) (222↑, 90↓)
A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.

Chris, stop talking about penguins. Chris, you're hurting me, go slower. Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.

20. (Chris) (164↑, 39↓)
The kind of guy who thinks he's nothing special, but really proves to be better than the rest. He believes he's not worthy, but really, he's absolutely lovely.

There's just something about Chris...

21. (Chris) (174↑, 64↓)
(n) A Chris is someone who is so amazing, mere mortals tremble in his very presence. Chris can move mountains and cause lightning storms, he can control the minds of the weak and he sees all. Not somebody you want to have on your bad side, and if he is your friend, you're set for life. aka a God (adj) something that is amazing or indescribable with words. Kid: "Dude that concert last night was Chris."

Kid 1: "Dude did you see that? That kid did a quintuple back flip with a 3 foot jump\! That's impossible\!" Kid 2: "Oh yeah, thats Chris." Kid 3: "Ah, that explains it.

22. (Chris) (174↑, 79↓)
A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis. Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.

Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face\!

Author: Blue Eyes 4253 http://chris.urbanup.com/3846652
23. (Chris) (122↑, 32↓)
probably your name, and youre looking it up in Urban Dictionary to see what your name is defined as...this is it

Chris

Author: dontbeadouche http://chris.urbanup.com/5283181
24. (Chris) (229↑, 154↓)
Very shy in groups but fun when you get to know them. chris's enjoy staying up all night talking about nonsense just to see how school is the next day. These select people are ridonkulously good at guitar hero but isnt very good at online mancala, have crazy curly hair that the rest of the world is jelous of.

chris totally killed at guitar hero

25. (Chris) (220↑, 157↓)
A asshole who can be completely amazing and a prick at the same time and you still can t stop loving him.

OMG\!\!\! Chris is such a prick\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Then dump him?? I can't I love him 2 much .....w/e

26. (chris) (352↑, 302↓)
From the greek word 'christof' Meaning awesome, kick ass, totally dominating and a sex GOD\! Often used in reference to someone from school you'll always remember.

Guy- 'do you still remember Chris?' Chick- 'Was he that awesome, kick ass, totally dominating sex GOD? Yeah I think i do, what a CHRIS'

Author: Chris Mulcaster http://chris.urbanup.com/3013431
27. (Chris) (69↑, 19↓)
Chris is an amazing guy. Someone who is honest and great. Will always treat you right and never do anything to hurt you. Girls like him easily because of how nice and cute he is. He likes girls easily but only loves one girl and will never cheat. Has an amazing smile and best personality. Love God and his family too. The best boyfriend someone could ever wish for.

Man who is that cute sweet go at church? oh its just Chris like the most amazing guy ever.

28. (Chris) (77↑, 27↓)
Chris is a best friend and a guy that is absolutely handsome, sweet, sexy and awesome. The one thing that makes you happiest in life. If you don't have one or know one, you are missing out.

Oh, he is totally a Chris\!

Author: me\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://chris.urbanup.com/4668330
29. (Chris) (157↑, 108↓)
The love of my life. i met him and fell totally in love. He means so much to me and i want to spend forever in his arms. Quite a nerd and pisses everyone exept me off constently. but i loves him

Shyla:jessi your boyfriend is mean to me Jessi: yah he's such a chris

Author: LittleOneJessi http://chris.urbanup.com/3568260
30. (Chris) (92↑, 44↓)
Chris The Name Commonly Given To Sex Crazed Creatures.

''Man, That Guy Is A Total Chris''

31. (chris) (181↑, 133↓)
the guy with most definitions on UD. So far 734 and climbing he must not have much to do.

wow that chris guy must have a ton of extra time.

Author: superninjapenguin http://chris.urbanup.com/2280760
32. (Chris) (117↑, 71↓)
1. A derogatory term used to describe a beastly athlete who makes everyone jealous with his or her athletic ability.

-Dude I just ran a mile in under 4 min\! -WTF dude why are you such a Chris?

33. (Chris) (54↑, 11↓)
He soft where it counts and tough when it counts. He has the most beautiful eyes, and whose appearance is stunning and presence is undeniable. He is adorable, and witty as hell, the smartest, most talented and bright man out there. He isnt afraid to show how big his heart is to the people he loves, and sure as hell isnt scared to hurt or piss off anyone who threatens those people. His arms make perfect crevaces to cuddle into when he holds me, and he always remembers and puts his family and friends first. Chris is a friend to everyone and foe only to those who envy how incredible a person he is.

How can that guy with the mullet have so many friends? Thats not a guy, thats Chris Rieman.

34. (chris) (64↑, 21↓)
sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.

Girl 1): He's cute\!\!\! Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris. girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes\!

35. (Chris) (51↑, 13↓)
A man who is very seductive and suave; a true gentleman

That guy is such a Chris, he gets all the girls.

Author: Rusty Schacklefurt http://chris.urbanup.com/5080155
36. (Chris) (67↑, 34↓)
Chris is a guy who is good at everything. especially art\! the person standing over your shoulder telling you "DO IT DO IT" someone that pushes everyone else. the life of the party. Chris can get anyone to smile :) also known as Mr.Smooth. the ladies love him.

"he pulled a Chris"

37. (Chris) (75↑, 48↓)
The answer to all of lives problems and meaning of life. The power of everything

guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die\! guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.

38. (Chris) (34↑, 12↓)
The only guy in the world i have ever felt this way about. It's true love and he is amazing. He is the sweetest guy i have ever met and i couldnt ask for a better guy in my life. He is adorable and has the most amazing curly hair. Anyone that would ever pass up a guy like this is insanely crazy. He makes me laugh more than anyone else in the entire world and i can spend hours just talking to him and never running out of things to say. He is beautiful on the inside and out and if you ever have a Chris losing it would be the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone. He has this power to make any girl that he gives time to feel like you really mean something to someone and its the best feeling ever imagined. I love you Chris \<3

See the guy over there, he is amazing and mine.....Thats my Chris get your own bitches...\!\!\!

Author: StimpylovesRen http://chris.urbanup.com/5642279
39. (Chris) (33↑, 12↓)
Chris is an extrodinary guy who is like no others. He is not just the typical guy you meet. He brings laughter and light into many people's lives and has an extremely well sense of himself. He is known for being very intense at times, but can also be very silly. He is immensely unique in the way he dresses and acts, which also adds to making him even more unforgettable. Someone named Chris is usually an incredible musician, person, and boyfriend. If you have Chris, you better hold onto him because he is very rare, truly loyal and compassionate. He will also tell you whatever is on his mind. Note: Guys named Chris typically have very intense chemistry with girls named Megan. (Especially ones with blonde hair who enjoy coffee and dancing.)

Megan: You're my Chris

40. (Chris) (40↑, 19↓)
The most awesome guy that is on the earth. He has great looks he just doesn't relize it. He is an awesome lacrosse player. He may not be smart in school but he has a kind heart and You will always have fun with him no matter what. He can make you laugh when your sad. He is amazing. P.S. I love you Chris

Friend: Guess what? I finally kissed Brad\! Me: Yay\!\! I talked to Chris for 4 hours last night\! Friend: LUCKY\!\!\! I am SO jealous\!\!\!

Author: Emmerz or Emmie or Em http://chris.urbanup.com/5003628
41. (chris) (38↑, 18↓)
a cool dude who has played COD too many times and seems to pwn noobs with his eyes closed

dude i just got pwned by chris chris is better than asians

42. (Chris) (162↑, 142↓)
A hot guy who's super nerdy. Plays video games, reads comic books, manga, anime, watches avatar, plays D+D, and is super hot.

Becky: Chris is a hot nerd. I wanna bang him.

43. (Chris) (150↑, 134↓)
A person who is big and a bowling GOD.

I met this guy early he was chris.

Author: some awsome kid you dont know http://chris.urbanup.com/3321135
44. (Chris) (32↑, 17↓)
Generally insane. Violent most the time but can be really great once he settles down. Loves music but not music anyone else really cares for. On the outside he is rude and hateful but deep down he is a great guy. Just watch out because he might get mad at you and chuck some scissors.

Must be a Chris

Author: Never Know2284 http://chris.urbanup.com/5037802
45. (Chris) (32↑, 18↓)
The most amazing, beautiful, guy in the world. He has incredible eyes, a smile that makes you weak in the knees, and a body like woaaaah. He also is always with this girl who's really ugly and bitchy who is just terrible. She thinks she's all that but in reality she's not. But he is loved by a girl who is willing to accept his flaws, and is willing to wait for him to ditch the other girl, so ladies, stay away from this one\! XD

He's such a Chris, he can't stick with one girl for long... I hope I'm next\! Why can't there be more Chris's in the world?

Author: lonelymusicalhippiesoulchild http://chris.urbanup.com/5058774
46. (Chris) (43↑, 29↓)
A guy that is unlike any other human being. He occasionally talks to himself and likes his own Facebook statuses. He is a guy that does not like beans or feet but loves the color orange. He is one of the few people who can get away with doing "The Sprinkler" or "Running Man" at a party and even through all his weirdness, people still seem to love him.

"That guy is nuts, he's definitely a Chris\!"

47. (Chris) (22↑, 9↓)
The one guy that I can count on to always be there for me when I need him the most or even if I don't need him. He is good at keeping secrets even if it involves someone who he can call a "friend". Someone that may have a disadvantage but who has someone ( like maybe a girlfriend or something) that doesn't care what people say about him and loves him anyways. He is not only a good boyfriend, but a true friend. He also may think that he is "tuff" or "strong" at times when he is actually sort of weak.

Me: Blah Blah is such a whore. Don't tell Blah that I said that because then Blah will just go and tell more people then everyone will hate Blah and me. Chris: It's alright. I won't tell anyone. I know when to keep my mouth shut.

Author: IlovemybfChris\! http://chris.urbanup.com/5358938
48. (Chris) (32↑, 21↓)
A guy who's normally really attractive and ends up making you fall for him, and then, completely ignore you for no apparent reason.

That guy I met last month? He's such a Chris

Author: imreallycoolkthanksbye http://chris.urbanup.com/5206620
49. (Chris) (29↑, 19↓)
Chris's are the best guy friend a girl can have. They are sweet, kind, sincere, funny, and smart. You can talk to them hours on end and never run out of anything they say. They may be unsure of their intelligence at first, but with a little encouragement they know they can be successful. They are always honest with you and very loyal. Everyone needs to have a Chris or Christopher in there life :)

Girl A: "Did you see that guy over there? He is the sweetest guy ever\!" Girl B: "Yeah I did and I know he is my friend Chris, you should get to know him he is an amazing person\!"

50. (Chris) (26↑, 16↓)
The most incredible boy you will ever meet. He's charming, witty, intelligent, funny and has the most beautiful eyes in the entire world. He's attractive and you will find him unbeatably irresistible\!

Person 1: OMG\! I'm totally under his spell\! Person 2: Yeah, everything about Chris is so sexy.

Author: gorgeous_glamour http://chris.urbanup.com/5481523
51. (Chris) (9↑, 1↓)
A charming, honest, romantic, interesting, sensitive, determined, upright, princely, eloquent, and attractive person. A Chris may strike you as a little weird or different at first, but that is because you won't know their true self until you work on getting to know them. As you find out more about them, they will continue to grow on you until you want to spend every minute with them. A Chris may not be super buff, but makes up for it in strength and brains. They are very helpful and go out of their way to make other people happy. They also love to compliment girls and will do anything for their special someone, having a hidden romantic side. They are outdoor oriented people and have a strong faith in their religion. Chris's sometimes may become sad or depressed, but a friendly word or hug will cheer them up. They love their family, but may feel the need to break away and strike out on their own as they grow older. To know a Chris is to know an amazing person who will impact your life deeply. Make sure to treat them with all the respect you can, because they deserve it\!

"Wow, who was that cute boy you were talking to?" "Oh, that was Chris. Isn't he amazing?" "Have I ever told you that you are the most amazingly beautiful, stunningly graceful, and lovingly tender friend ever?" "Aww Chris your flattering me again\!"

52. (chris) (20↑, 12↓)
The most amazingly awesome guy to ever live on earth. He always knows how to make me smile and can make me laugh no matter how I'm feeling. He always knows just what to say and when to say it. He has the most amazing eyes that are a mix of green and brown. He has long curly black hair and is extremely sexy although he doesn't see it. He is like the sun, always warm and happy. He is always so kind, generous,loving, funny, smart and sincere. When he is around nothing else in the world matters. He is truly perfect but does not believe it.

i love you Chris (:

53. (Chris) (34↑, 26↓)
(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.

exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him." "Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore." exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris\!"

Author: ghettomomalover http://chris.urbanup.com/4555758
54. (Chris) (10↑, 3↓)
The man of your dreams. Generally a guy you meet in high school. Has a great personality that can lighten up the mood in any given situation. Has great hair, great personality, and a great body. He can be your best friend forever or your worst enemy, but either ways, you'll end up falling for him.

Girl 1: "That guy over there is so cute\! I wish I got to know him." Girl 2: " That's my friend [Chris]\! He's amazing, you should get to know him\!"

Author: All the hoes get naked \<3 http://chris.urbanup.com/5920502
55. (chris) (10↑, 3↓)
best guy at under-the-influence sex. will never need viagra. Also, sometimes loves to scare kids with chainsaws. has a very attractive tush

chainsaw noise... there's chris

Author: uhhhh12345678989 http://chris.urbanup.com/5884881
56. (Chris) (6↑, 0↓)
The most amazing guy ever, who spends his life trying to have fun and keep his girlfriend happy. He is wanted by every girl around him, but he will never be unfaithful to his girlfriend. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and if you do meet one, you want to keep him close.

girl 1: "He is such a sweet guy." girl 2: "Yeah, he's a real Chris."

57. (Chris) (8↑, 2↓)
The most awesome guy to ever walk the earth, is so awesome that he only needs to wear a top hat to pick up chicks. All guys want to be him, and all thing girls wanna be with him.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy with that top hat? Girl 2: Oh yeh, thats Chris. *Girl 1 faints* Girl: Chris, top hats don't pick up chicks\! *Chris puts on top hat* *Girl faints*

58. (Chris) (8↑, 2↓)
A totally gorgeous man, usually wears brightly coloured T-shirts. Likes to dance with "gunfingers" and honestly believes he has "moves" Hates making decisions and Peas. If you find a "Chris" then, girls you should hang on to him for life. He's a keeper\!

Girl 1 "Look at that guy over there......Yummeh\!\!" Girl2 "He is a total Chris\! Look at his moves...only he can truely pull off gunfingers with bare ghetto style\!" Girl 1 "Agreed\!\!"

59. (Chris) (34↑, 29↓)
The most hardcore fuck in the world. Kicks fucken ass and is a Marine. Every girl in the world wants his cock because its fucken huge. And also parties like every fucken day.

"Dude, Chris fucks shit up, he's fucken awsome, he's a god" or "Man I'm so wet i wish i had chris here to suck his cock"

Author: chris_lopez88 http://chris.urbanup.com/4744795
60. (chris) (337↑, 332↓)
a stunning yet amzing man

woooow you look like a chris

61. (chris) (5↑, 1↓)
THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE, HES COOL GETS ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS WANT TO BE HIM. HES A DREAMER,A LOVER,A FIGHTER.YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS ON A FIXED GEAR BIKE. YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS WARING THE FRESHEST CLOTHES AHEAD OF THE TRENDS. ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE A CHRIS IS AWESOME

DAMN CHRIS GETS ALL THE GIRLS

Author: not him bu t me http://chris.urbanup.com/6069234
62. (Chris) (5↑, 1↓)
You don't get on a Chris' bad side. You don't fuck with a Chris You don't even attempt to show a Chris up. Always remember a Chris can see through lies and your bullshit. A Chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk shit and kick ass. A strait up bad-ass. A Chris is the guy to find when you 1: Need someones mouth shut for good. 2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral. A Chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off. A Chris has an answer to every problem. A Chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back. A Chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 GPA because of his AP classes. A Chris knows everyone. A Chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion. A Chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money. A Chris is a natural born sex god with a huge cock and the ability to satisfy any girl. A Chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon that can see at a 180 degree angle. A Chris has chill brown hair that shines even in the dark. A Chris is cut up with muscles. A Chris smells seductive and mysterious. A Chris never gets boring. A Chris can master any expertise. A Chris' teeth makes snow look yellow. When a Chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous. A Chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.

Have Chris talk to him.

Author: 'bout to get dropped. http://chris.urbanup.com/5846666
63. (Chris) (4↑, 1↓)
Batman

Who the fudge are you?\! I'm Chris

64. (Chris) (6↑, 3↓)
Chris is a sex god who loves only one girl and is really special He is mostly compatible with: Kayleigh

Omg Chris is so fit, too bad hes into only 1 special girl

Author: WhoeverYouWant http://chris.urbanup.com/6110481
65. (chris) (23↑, 21↓)
a tall, skinny, big dick having pimp. will beat fuck up another pimp for talking to his bitches

damn, that fly mother fucker must be a chris\!

Author: chris the facebook pimp http://chris.urbanup.com/4690718
66. (chris) (30↑, 28↓)
the guy that cracks the jokes and everyone laughs hysterically. when someone else, ie a paul or a james, crack the same jokes, the common response is "dude, i dont get it" chris usually has the attention of his fellow party goers and is often asked to "tell that story again chris\!\! please, its an awesome story but i cant say it right"

1. (joke) why did the chicken..... (response to chris saying joke) - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHH MY GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS (response to james or paul) - ................. (waiting for punch line) 2. crowd - "chris chris tell that story about your botoxed balls again\!" chris - "you can tell them, its ok" crowd - "NOOOOOO il stuff it i dont know how to tell it properly... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

67. (chris) (36↑, 34↓)
the maddest mungo goin, often very ammusing especially when intoxicated and has no problem scoring random girls.

"did you see chris with those chicks"

Author: goy goy the great http://chris.urbanup.com/4377535
68. (Chris) (46↑, 44↓)
One of the best bartenders I have ever met\!

Man I got drunk last night\! Who was workin? Chris ohhhhhh

69. (Chris) (1↑, 0↓)
Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.

Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?" Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.

Author: getbentinthebr0nx http://chris.urbanup.com/6300293
70. (Chris) (1↑, 0↓)
Chris is amazing, like truly amazing. Look Chris up in my dictionary and just one word is written: perfect. You may think that I am just massively soppy or love drunk, but I speak the honest truth. Chris has the incredible, super-human ability to make me smile even more than I usually do, just by doing the simplest thing. This guy is the epitome of awesome, I’m not joking; he makes me just the happiest. He has the most wicked personality and sense of humour that can make me giggle for, I’d say, a good half hour. However, it’s not just Chris’ personality that’s amazing, so are his looks, even though he denies this fact\! Chris can make me feel like the most special and important girl in the world (even though I’m blatantly not) and I trust that he loves me, for the all right reasons. He is talented, but not a show off – well, maybe, occasionally – though, he’s impressive. Chris is really good at drawing and makes me feel on top of the actual world when he hugs me and holds me in his arms, even after a terrible day. I often worry that I’m not good enough because this boy deserves someone incredible, but back off ladies, he’s mine\! I would be an idiot to lose such a funny, kind and amazing guy – I am many things, but certainly not an idiot. To have him in my little life makes me unbelievably happy; Chris makes me grin like a fool. This short passage does not really go far enough to express how I feel, that’s kind of impossible, I love Chris\!

'Hey, Chris is cool.'

Author: ThatShortGirlWhoIsShort http://chris.urbanup.com/6291422
71. (Chris) (1↑, 0↓)
Chris is someone who can make you smile by just him smiling at you. He is also one of the sweetest people i know. He is very handsome, with the cutest slur and dimples ever. There isn't a time when you aren't smiling or laughing around him. He has gorgeous eyes, and the hand to hold. He knows how to hold you right, and make you fall asleep in his arms. He is also up for a party and to have fun with and be the weridest person ever with, without getting judged. He is for sure different, and unique, compared to the rest of the losers out there. Hey pays attention to more of the littler things than the bigger. Hes also very protective, and kind. You can never ever be quite with him. Exspecially in bed with his hugee penis\! xD. You should be very lucky to have a guy named Chris. and if you do, id catch him and hold on to him than rather of letting go. He is also very hard working and thoughtful. (: He is such a sweetie. Don't ever let him go\!

Desz: Hey, is that Chris? Me: Yeah why? Desz: Wow hes pretty yummy. Me: I knowww\!\! and hes mine Desz: i know :) Me: (: hes such a sweetie, Desz: He seems like it\!

Author: Kool-aid Jammers (: http://chris.urbanup.com/6224672
72. (Chris) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone you should never let go of. No matter if you think you found something better. cause in reality what you have can never be beat. He is the most funny, Good looking, sweetest guy you will ever meet and your feelings will never change for him. No matter how many times you fuck up he's always there. even when you know he should of walked away. he is truly amazing. Something you will regret walking away from. You cant find anyone or anything better then him. So dont try.. If you have a Chris truly be greatfull because there is nothing better on this entire earth

I never should have let my Chris go\</3

73. (Chris) (1↑, 0↓)
A loving human being that is unque in every way. Usually can't get girls on the first try,but gets a girl that every guy wants. Not every guy wants to be chris..but he's special in his own way. Usually very tall but obnoxous. And can emotionally hurt you...but does'nt mean to hurt you.

Maddie: I met a guy named chris last night\! Kellly: I wish i was you\!

Author: wenis buddy :) \<3 http://chris.urbanup.com/6162716
74. (Chris) (2↑, 1↓)
The sexiest bitch around and he is all mine. SWAG is so sick, always imitated - never duplicated. Comes off as a bad ass, (it's the hair) but is really a twinkie on the inside. LOVES to play poker and win. Never bluffs both in life and his cards, but is always careful not to play every hand. Has mesmerizing eyes, and beautiful lips, and the softest hands. Has the kindest heart and is the most genuine of all people he associates with. He can be a little hot tamale, and isnt one to be effed with, but after you get past that, he is a kind, loving teddy bear. Chris is unforgettable, and very genuine. He at times can clog toilets but will clean up his mess, he loves subway, and will kick your bitch ass any day up and down the court in basket ball. I love Chris, and he is the only one I ever want to be with forever. X1X

"Isn't dude rocking the same outfit you wore out to the club last week?" ........"Maaaannnnn, he just Chrissed you."

75. (Chris) (1↑, 0↓)
The awesome kid who always likes to party, also a hunk and is really good at attracting women. A chris is a kid with a rockstar life. The quiet kid with the massive cock. The swagtific one. The one everybody hates varies from chris to chris.

" Im not going to the party unless Chris Beasley goes." The party harder, The swagifier, The stiff mister.

Author: Swagswagswagswagswag123 http://chris.urbanup.com/6146723
76. (Chris) (3↑, 2↓)
Chris is a character. never knows what he wants till its to late. is not good with commitment. but is very good at sex. knows exactly what a girl wants physically but not emotionally. needs a push in the right direction most of the time. but has a good heart. tends to fall for the hard headed bitches.

[Chris]

Author: littlemermaid13 http://chris.urbanup.com/6063170
77. (Chris) (4↑, 3↓)
Someone you can always trust and confide in, very sexual, usually married and has kids, handsome, buff and kick ass, great body guard

Chris is married :(

Author: Ganstagreelzz http://chris.urbanup.com/5995653
78. (Chris) (1↑, 1↓)
An amazing boy. All the girls want to marry him. Usually the girl who loves him the most is long distanced. Hes cute, funny, nice. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys want to be him... He puts a smile on your face but dosent say thank you. Everyone loves chris's

Girl 1: wooah\! did you see chris over there? Girl2: Yeah i want to marry him:)

Author: Lover-of-chris;) http://chris.urbanup.com/6250450
79. (chris) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone with a huge ear

Wow look at the size of his ear, he must be a chris.

80. (Chris) (1↑, 1↓)
A really rad dude, kinda pervey likes to grab anybodies boobs and ocasionly ass but only on thursdays

see that guy over there? he is such a [chris], he grabed my [ass] and even on a thursday\!\!\! such a chris.......

Author: gummi and bunny http://chris.urbanup.com/6212406
81. (Chris) (1↑, 1↓)
a very very sick yucky man

where is he? celebrity "Chris"

82. (Chris) (2↑, 2↓)
A man that is extremely fat and chubby. However he is often a very jolly person to be around. He is either a love or hate person.

That man is a Chris.

83. (Chris) (6↑, 6↓)
Girls love Chris's, though most of them arent what you expect. Most are big huge liars, unattractive in many ways, and are big players. Some Chris's can be the hottest thing around, be very funny, and make you laugh your head off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy? He is a biggg liarr\! Person 2: Yeah he looked like a Chris, you can tell by the way he plays those girls

84. (chris) (3↑, 3↓)
A term given to gay guys, who have small cocks high voices and LOVE it up the ass. Thinks he's strait but everyone knows he's gay. He is a try hard but 100% of the time he fails. No pubes, walks talks and acts like a girl. Pussies out at everything.

Guy 1: did you see that guy last night who was grinding on me? Who the fuck was that? Guy 2: oh shit man that has to be chris. Guy 1: dude your pulling a chris right now Guy 2: shit dude fucking take it back.

Author: random chicks http://chris.urbanup.com/5865245
85. (Chris) (0↑, 1↓)
Fluffy. (Childish, Pure)

Chris is just so Fluffy. I wish more of my friends were like Chris.

86. (Chris) (0↑, 2↓)
A dairy farmer

Stop being so damn awkward chris\!

Author: SpanishConquistador http://chris.urbanup.com/6120078
87. (Chris) (12↑, 14↓)
Someone that you love with all your heart but gives you the most rancid case of diarrhea at the same time. Great in bed and the mere thought of him or hearing his voice will have you sitting in puddles. Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part. Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move. Will not reveal his true emotions to you (his defense mechanism)...he can love you to death but will push you away (even if he has no valid reason or right) before he lets you get too close.

Damn, you saw Chris??? I already know...

88. (Chris) (8↑, 11↓)
Some one who is the incarnation of SWAG, his blonde curls bring all the girls to the yard, (damn right they are better than yours) He is a complete STUD MUFFIN and yet can still turn into a cuddly bear to tap those girls. ES UN JUGADORE DE CHICAS\! (Eminem is afraid of him)

Yea, i fucked chris last night

Author: Brown man group http://chris.urbanup.com/5389267
89. (Chris) (2↑, 6↓)
An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.

[beautiful] [sweet] [amazing] [sexy] [Chris]

Author: babygurl222467357isinlove http://chris.urbanup.com/5948950
90. (Chris) (3↑, 8↓)
A guy with a below average dick, but it's ok because he has an above average anus that is often plugged by his butt buddy Dillon....

Oh man that guy chris has a small dick but damn he is getting slammed in the anus\!

91. (Chris) (6↑, 11↓)
Chris is a complete NARCISSIST... he has an inordinate fascination with himself. He believes that he and his friends are better than anyone and everyone around them. GOLD DIGGER also comes to mind.

I met this guy, he's great and loves himself, but he doesn't like to work. Was his name Chris? Surprise\! He made me pay for EVERYthing too\! What a man\!

92. (Chris) (4↑, 10↓)
Best guy ever :) So lovable and will always make you laugh and smile :) Sexy as H*LL and will kick some A$$ if he has to. My one and only :)

Me: Chris is DA BOMB Friend: Yeah, I know right\!

93. (Chris) (8↑, 15↓)
Adj. C-r-iss (C as in Cat, R as in Racecar, iss as in blISS) The proproty of an object that is Radiating light, reflecting light, or is bright.

That is one chris penny

94. (Chris) (2↑, 10↓)
A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.

Girl:Fuck off. Chris:haha funny joke\!

95. (Chris) (2↑, 10↓)
Chris is a person who cannot hold his liquor.

Dude he pulled a chris and threw up all over the floor.

96. (Chris) (1↑, 9↓)
The most amazing woman in the world, fabulous in her own very unique way. You have to love her, she has beauty and sheer talent. She is also very loving and passionate, the best person to love, were love will be retuned as well from her strong and loving heart.

I'm so glad my best friend is a Chris.

97. (Chris) (4↑, 12↓)
A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.

Typical, Chris is sitting home again.

98. (chris) (13↑, 21↓)
an awkward guy who always wears sunglasses, and flails all over the place. looks ridiculous when playing frisbee in his high socks. he somersaults and leaps for the frisbee and lands of fillipino children named guppy after hopping a fence in his hot turqoise shirt with all his grace. however, he is the funniest person ever and everyone needs to play frisbee with him. ur life will b all the better. YAY CHRIS\!\! ROCK THOSE SUNGLASSES\!\!\!\!

chris jumped to get the frisbee, but accidentally injured a young foreign child. whoa, what a chris\!\!\!

99. (chris) (426↑, 434↓)
a man who is totally do-able\!

christy: woah did you see that guy tonight? phoebe: yeah he's such a chris\! what a root...

100. (Chris) (5↑, 14↓)
Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.

Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger. Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat. Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.

101. (Chris) (9↑, 18↓)
The blackest kid in the city.

Man, that kid is so black he is almost a Chris.

Author: iPodularDevice http://chris.urbanup.com/5417443
102. (Chris) (4↑, 15↓)
Stuipid,Arrogant small cocked boy. Should stop playing runescape or "WoW" because hes a fucking faggot ass bitch. Injects big penis,and anal destroys himself with metal poles. thinks everyone is gay. when in reality hes gay. FUCKING NERD

Damn that guy chris,sucks dick

103. (Chris) (13↑, 24↓)
A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.

Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later. Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.

Author: 1234eucalyptus http://chris.urbanup.com/5356759
104. (Chris) (21↑, 32↓)
creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes

Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is. yeah he also cums in shoes

Author: tomisastrawberry http://chris.urbanup.com/5234995
105. (chris) (20↑, 33↓)
the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.

Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.

106. (Chris) (12↑, 25↓)
a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times.... Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop.... has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles

Where's your Chris??? It's 8:05 do you know where your Chris is???

Author: NikknakkJebAsh http://chris.urbanup.com/4750098
107. (Chris) (0↑, 14↓)
Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.

Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me\! Scott: Oh what a Chris\!

Author: Scottie/Chrissy's posey http://chris.urbanup.com/5803020
108. (chris) (9↑, 23↓)
a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either

[omg] look at [chris] hes with that [nasty] chin [hair] [whore].... chris your so [beat].... hey chris can you stop at the store i need to [shave] my chin hair.... hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me [jail] a man that is [stupid] a lifer at [barleycorns].....

109. (Chris) (24↑, 38↓)
Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO. Week.

" Hey is that guy over there gay " " Oh him\!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "

110. (Chris) (13↑, 27↓)
known for having a huge mustache on his face.

He should shave his chris. His Chris is looking bushy.

111. (Chris) (490↑, 504↓)
A Jammy Bastard.

Chris is such a jammy bastard

Author: Jimmy the hick http://chris.urbanup.com/2924704
112. (Chris) (3↑, 19↓)
A man who likes to party and that is very butt hurt to many people. he likes to play black ops and wonders why he is doing badly in school and is suppose to be working on a project but is on this website doing nothing that is helping the project

you are just like chris

Author: theblackman21 http://chris.urbanup.com/5808452
113. (Chris) (12↑, 28↓)
Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.

Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.

114. (Chris) (21↑, 39↓)
V) The act of taking an uncontrollable ass-ripping shit in all of five seconds. (N) A manipulative jerkoff of a douche who willingly steals money from the elderly. (N) Fagasshitwad (N) Slang for any expulsion of bodily waste.

"OMG dude what happened to your jeans?" "I had a massive Chris on the bus, punched a hole in the seat\!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Dude, how's your grandmother doing?" "She's destitute now thanks to that piece-of-shit-crackfuck-Chris I'm ashamed to call my uncle."

115. (chris) (51↑, 69↓)
tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit

hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris

Author: sexy female jazzy fiz http://chris.urbanup.com/3923198
116. (Chris) (11↑, 30↓)
A guy who still prefers/dates high school girls when he's in college.

1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris." 2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris." 3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."

117. (chris) (8↑, 28↓)
a very weird and tall individual

naomi: hey i know what your name is unknown: what? Naomi: Chris\!\! Chris: how did you know? Naomi: your weird and tall, duh.

118. (Chris) (67↑, 87↓)
a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.

"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"

119. (chris) (17↑, 38↓)
The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.

Dude look at that chris total douche\!

120. (Chris) (12↑, 34↓)
An extremely moody person. Who loves to start drama, and cry in the rain. Usually can be caught listening to music very loudly. (mostly screamo) Can be annoying at times. Can't fight at all, makes little girls handle his problems. Sadly he's semi attractive.

Chris

121. (Chris) (5↑, 28↓)
Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.

Did u see that guy with the indian girl he must be named chris

122. (Chris) (11↑, 35↓)
A very faggy, annoying piece of shit that just annoys the hell out of you, stalks you to NO END, talks of nothing but his video games (namely Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, and games about zombies) and Newgrounds.com He has not showered in near 20 years (and he is only 15 years old), his hair grows into an afro that expands to the sides of his head, which has also been known to store things, such as boogers, money, and slaves. His voice is that of a small rodent that has been pummeled in the gonads repeated times. If you are near him when he screams or laughs, you will be drawn into a dimensional rift that was ripped into the air from the frequency of his voice. If you are one of the unlucky bastards to accidentally befriend him, you will receive numerous phone calls asking you to come over or asking himself over. These calls will usually take place between 2-5 minutes of each other if ignored. He is insanely immature, and will smack you like a bitch for beating him in a video game or something else of the sort. He butts in to conversations that he should have no part in. He also likes penis.

You're walking with a friend, and you tell a funny joke. Chris is behind you and starts laughing insanely and tries to make lame jokes stemming from yours. Guy 1: Hey dude whats up? Guy 2: Nothin much... just got this game fallout 3 though. It's fun so far. Guy 1: Yeah one time i was bored on it so i murdered everyone in the town because i could. Guy 2: *starts to laugh but is interrupted* Chris: *Screeches like a banshee so loud everyone around you starts bleeding out of their ears.* Guy 1 and 2: Fuck how did Chris find us... Does he have some kind of thermal vision that is able to scope us out amoung the crowd?? Chris: HeY gUyS oNe TiMe I kIlLeD eVeRyOnE iN mEgAtOn *screech laughter imploding the brains of everyone over 13* Guy 1: Fuck i just said that dude get the fuck away from us Chris: *Doesn't understand that Guy 1 and 2 hate him and continues to stalk them until the end of time*

Author: iTz X Legit Chronic Azn Snipes http://chris.urbanup.com/5183840
123. (Chris) (32↑, 56↓)
1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off 2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much 3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text 4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family

1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight" 2. chris: i feel so chris amanda: its from too much masturbating 3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick" 4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october amanda: what a nub mom: no, what a chris

124. (Chris) (21↑, 45↓)
Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

125. (Chris) (24↑, 51↓)
dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.

"hehehehe yaaayyy\!" "wow youre such a chris."

126. (Chris) (36↑, 64↓)
Kevin.

Yo Kevin\! What's goin on Chris?

Author: Chris Berman's Wife http://chris.urbanup.com/4414359
127. (Chris) (28↑, 57↓)
A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS\! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T\! THEY WILL FOOL YOU\! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO\! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them\! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE\! You best take my warning seriously\! :D

still really like you Chris, but i shouldn't sadly. D:

Author: Dirty Diana From The Wrong Bug http://chris.urbanup.com/4141049
128. (Chris) (25↑, 56↓)
When somebody shits their pants in a public location. Often times it is for money but in some cases the subject does the deed for pure enjoyment.

"Yo guys, I just heard someone Chris'd at the MacDonalds down the street\!"

Author: MacDonald's Employee http://chris.urbanup.com/4544978
129. (Chris) (35↑, 66↓)
a guy who may also be called Wank. This is due the large amount of wanking that he does.

"Hey, have you seen chris today?" "Oh, you mean Wank?"

130. (Chris) (20↑, 55↓)
A queer who comes out of the closet, then denies the fact that he is gay only a few days later. He thinks that he is so smart but then fails at life.

[Gay][Queer][Fag][Dumb][Fail][Chris]

Author: XxALLSTARPROxX http://chris.urbanup.com/4661587
131. (chris) (875↑, 912↓)
to get fucked in the ass until you bleed

oh man, tyler got chris-ed so bad last night.

Author: your mother is having an affair http://chris.urbanup.com/2924027
132. (chris) (25↑, 65↓)
is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.

hes been a right chris and half. (if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)

Author: george savinsky http://chris.urbanup.com/4310746
133. (Chris) (987↑, 1032↓)
A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes\! Haha yeah, what a Chris.

Author: Unknown...... http://chris.urbanup.com/2688164
134. (Chris) (17↑, 63↓)
A emo stoner kid who lives in TS with other dirt kids an is a tree that Julia screws.

Jones: look Julia Chris is trying to be a Tree\! Go fetch\! Julia: Ruff

Author: LOLORLY?\!?\! http://chris.urbanup.com/4070785
135. (Chris) (27↑, 79↓)
Someone who loves to get drunk, because they think it makes them cool. Also stalks girls who hate already hate them because he is in love with them. Overall creepy.

Person \#1: Chris is so stupid, he thinks he's cool because he has a drink in his hand. Person \#2: He just looks stupid.

136. (chris) (44↑, 101↓)
A women beater. i.e: chris brown

guy 1:OMG\! he beat up his girlfriend guy 2: what a chris

137. (Chris) (39↑, 96↓)
A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini

You're gunna be such a chris when you're older

138. (Chris) (969↑, 1026↓)
A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples.

Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick.

139. (Chris) (19↑, 77↓)
An annoying person often described as half human half rat, known to have small penises and gay hair. Wanders the sewers mating with other vermin.

Johnny: "What the fuck is that in my room, is that a rat?" Mike: "That's just a Chris"

140. (Chris) (28↑, 86↓)
1. term for smelly dumbass man-ho with three nuts 2. slang for fire-shit

Don't go in the bathroom,I just took a giant chris.

141. (Chris) (30↑, 88↓)
A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.

My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris

142. (Chris) (24↑, 82↓)
1. Steals thier friends drinks 2. Gets mortal will not admit it 3. Laughs at the saying 'Chocolate Pudding\!'

1. 'Who stole my drink, who pulled a chris' 2. a. 'Are you chrissed' b. 'No, im totally sober' 3. a. 'CHOCOLATE PUDDING\!' b. 'HAHAHAHAHAHA\!'

143. (Chris) (36↑, 95↓)
A chris is someone whos a [bitch]

Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.

144. (Chris) (315↑, 374↓)
1. Someone who has the tendency to forget where they placed the most practical and mundane belongings. 2. One who loses things easily.

"Dude, Chris left his wallet at my house AGAIN" "lol, such a chris thing to do"

145. (Chris) (21↑, 81↓)
HIS NAME IS CHRIS HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR SO BEWARE IT MAY STINK A BIT HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE? HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN HIS DICK IS SO SMALL HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS OUR STORY IS COMING AN END JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND NEVER TALK TO CHRIS OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE

LOL CHRIS IS A FAG\!

Author: Cupcaek Zombie http://chris.urbanup.com/4537725
146. (Chris) (28↑, 88↓)
has a very small dick so i dont kno why everyone else is sayin that it is huge haha, he has man boobs, he's obsessed with jacking off while talking to the hottest girls alive, luves touchin himself A LOT, he luves touchin his chubbiness, he sux at snowboardin and soccer and he's a hoe

heyyy chris wat are u doin tonight? Chris-umm idk im prob goin to be sittin in my masterbatin chair again watchin who knos wat kind of porn haha Wow chris ur funny\! Chris- no im serious OH haha

147. (Chris) (25↑, 85↓)
[selfish] [cheap] [hateful] [mooching] [lying] [brokeass] [cuntfuck] fatso who gives stinkin' origami homemade RINGs. HAHAHA OMFG. Get real bitches\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

"Chris coked that skeeze up then screwed the fucking hell out of her\!\!\!\!\!" Is she pregnant? No. Wonder why.

Author: *her musband* http://chris.urbanup.com/3809777
148. (Chris) (24↑, 87↓)
A person with extremely scaly and bumpy skin, makes jokes about halo and Call of Duty 4, and is obsessed with one girl

OMG\! Is that a lizard\!? Oh, wait, its just Chris

149. (Chris) (33↑, 98↓)
a Foul Gypsy. It's a sin against God to: -help him -love him -smell him - and tie his shoes

" You're a stinkin' Chris."

Author: TheWorldMayNeverKnow** http://chris.urbanup.com/3755571
150. (Chris) (60↑, 126↓)
An idiot who can't spell

dude 1 - haha he failed the english test dude 2 - he must be a chris

151. (Chris) (18↑, 89↓)
A Christopher (or a Chris) is someone who wears red [cardigans], goes to [shows], & aims their legs in 90 degree angles. Sports a curly hairdo & is taller than 90% of the population.

- Is Chris going to the show? - Obviously.

152. (Chris) (53↑, 125↓)
Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.

Dude, that guy's name must be Chris.

153. (chris) (22↑, 94↓)
hairy person,usually related with buying to many clothes and bad smelling cologne, curses to much in a sense that they are racist, used in belgium as a derogotory word....

Get THAT CHRISSY\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: GEORGE CLOONEY.... http://chris.urbanup.com/2310981
154. (Chris) (51↑, 129↓)
a guy who seems very nice and friendly, but secretly forgets your birthday and is a total perve. DOUCHE

Azza- OMG CHRIS SUCKS BALLS Maeve- yeh i kno

155. (Chris) (37↑, 116↓)
The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on [myspace].

Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?

Author: Jesse McCloskey http://chris.urbanup.com/2089937
156. (chris) (28↑, 112↓)
cock faced theiving scouser (:

chris mcmichael

Author: asfgfuqwervygerhioe http://chris.urbanup.com/3556006
157. (Chris) (49↑, 136↓)
A Dumb Ass Mother Fucker Who Can't Spell

"Dude. He got 0 out of 50 on the spelling test" "He must be a Chris."

158. (Chris) (81↑, 169↓)
A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.

No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.

Author: niceboysfinishlast http://chris.urbanup.com/3209321
159. (Chris) (34↑, 123↓)
A term usually used for calling someone scum,or a cheating dirt bag. Persons who are usually called this term, tend to date "pan" faced crazy girls, and sit at home and watch youtube videos alone. They tend to be manipulate, ugly, with red hair, and tons of freckles. They are usually skinny,and have no muscle mas. Karma is always against Chris's, and they get in icy car accidents, and for some reason cheat death, just like how they cheat on everything else. If you have a chance to meet a "Chris", it's better to stay as far away as possible.

"oh shit, Chris is coming, run\!" "Did you hear, Chris cheated on Emily again?\!"

Author: his.worst.nightmare. http://chris.urbanup.com/3290000
160. (Chris) (45↑, 135↓)
An interesting term used for goat herders found in Africa. These hard workers have to learn to avoid the likes of cheetahs, hyenas, rhinos, irresponsible dick robbers, and spear hunters. The first letter of each will spell Chris. Sadly, it also applies to the slops of shit found in the rest of the world. Call someone a Chris, and they know they are going to have an all around shitty day.

Bobby Earl: Well shit on me mang, all of a sudden I’m just like a Chris. My girlfriend slapped my sack, I lost my money to the cock fights, my neighbor’s goat ate my wife's pansy’s, my car decided to catch fire and burn a house down, and something gave me awful diarrhea with blood. Johnnie Beaver: Ha ha ha ha, you goat herder chris. Bobby Earl: Fuck you.

161. (chris) (47↑, 138↓)
kid who sits in his room all day beating off to megaman. and tenticles up asian girls asses.. he like nuts lodged in his mouth.. he sucks dick all day and he has no friends

megaman- that kid over there is a fag zero- dont you mean hes a chris? megaman- hellz yessum\!

Author: chris wont no who it is :p http://chris.urbanup.com/3332667
162. (Chris) (41↑, 137↓)
The Chris is a large, spineless creature who stalks the rare Taybra. Their only sexual orientation is Flamingly Homosexual, therefore, they only participate in hardcore buttsex. Diet includes everything possibly ingestable, AIDS, and human semen.

Don't worry about the Chris, it is completely spineless\!

163. (chris) (606↑, 703↓)
a fag w/ no friends usually sit at home and playes w/ his sisters friends

chris: hey guys wanna hang out friend: hahaha u make me laugh , NO

164. (chris) (35↑, 145↓)
a runescape nerd that doesnt know the meaning of a socical life, also likes to tug off while watching the computer screen

"chris" a chubby worm looking man

Author: Gibbo owns you http://chris.urbanup.com/3315014
165. (chris) (198↑, 314↓)
young boy who goes to cec that is a really BIG kiss ass to all the teachers he has a girly truck and scared to have fun\! MUST BE HOME BEFORE DARK\!\!\!

Your such a chris\!\!\!

166. (Chris) (87↑, 216↓)
A red-faced, little lying bastard who loves to treat people like shit, and who also needs to get out of people's lives and find one of his own\!\!

Dude, that guy is acting like a Chris\!

Author: Melanie Diane Walters http://chris.urbanup.com/1312928
167. (Chris) (185↑, 337↓)
Chris is a pussy ass bitch that likes to get fucked up the asshole. He is a snitch and watches gay porn with his dad. He fucks his lil dog with his dad watching.

Chris is a fag that snitches all the time.

168. (Chris) (50↑, 212↓)
A [meanie-jerk face\!] (look it up people\!) a stupid stalker that will NOT take NO for an answer\! Who will eventually get too obsessed, and follow you EVERYWHERE\! (yes even when your Downtown, like, seven miles away. AND just HAPPENED to know EXACTLY where you are\!) And Turn into a STALKER\!\!

Chica 1: AHHHH, Chris is here\! Chica 2: OMG we're gonna DIE\!\!\! * Everyone runs and hides, even guys cause Chrises are usually HOMO*

169. (chris) (97↑, 276↓)
a douche bag who got raped:)

chris: danny your high ? danny: shut up. you got raped.

Author: jasmine(muffin) http://chris.urbanup.com/3169962
170. (Chris) (277↑, 526↓)
The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis. Chris could also be a popular baby name. name that lasts forever.

Hey chris was so funny last night in family guy. Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris, yeah he had a tiny penis

Author: coolguy 12090 http://chris.urbanup.com/2411497
171. (chris) (59↑, 383↓)
A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth. One who drinks too much with people called Gary. Generally says [Do one] far too much.

Lets go drinking tonight, Chris\!

172. (Chris) (158↑, 488↓)
1. n. something that is done to perfection; especially pertaining to grades in school 2. adj. describing something or some one that exells intellectually; extremely nerdy beyond reason 3. v. the action of acing something pertaining to grades 4. n. the kid who actually does the homework; a person who runs to class over 15 minutes early

1. Wow dude, dont pull a Chris\! 2. He's so Chris, he studied for the CSAP's, so now they'e called the Chris-SAP's. 3. Man, I just Chrised that test by cheating off Chris\! 4. God, Chris was walkin' to class, I blinked, I missed him.

Author: pdgtorrdswkg19 http://chris.urbanup.com/2744564
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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